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Friday, August 10, 2007

Joke of the Week!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said
to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.! I have two
buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So
forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done
with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in
town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the
anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a
very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using
anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asked him, "Which
tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey,
and show him."

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