Joke of the Week!

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done
there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a .45 revolver.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room,
you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife,' the man said.
'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went into the room. Six shots were heard, one shot after
another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow, and said, 'This gun is loaded with blanks.
I had to beat him to death with the chair.'