Joke of the Week!

"How Can A Student Pass?"

It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays
are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot
and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health)
means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies
(chewing properly & swallowing) means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social being)
- means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)
- 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Days left = 0

How can any student pass?