Joke of the Week!

A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of
the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he
didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so
much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse
for the last 25 years.