Joke of the Week!

SISTER MARY KATHERINE

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.
You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may
not speak until I direct you to do so."

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Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5
years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary
Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can
speak two words."

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Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

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"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We
will get you a better bed."

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After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was
called by the Priest. "You may say another two
words, Sister Mary Katherine."

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"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and
the Priest assured her that the food would be
better in the future.

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On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the
Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into
his office. "You may say two words today."

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"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

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"It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've
done nothing but complain since you got here."

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