Joke of the Week!

Consider the theatergoer who gets to his seat only to
find that he's far away from the stage. He whispers to
the usher, "This is a mystery play, and I have to watch
a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give
you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands
the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans
over and whispers, "The wife did it."