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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Joke of the Week!

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center are sitting
on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

1 Comments:

  • At 3:07 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Hi Cornelius

    Good Joke, thanks. I work for a wine farm in South Africa called Hartenberg and some times when I receive google alerts your blog posts come up! Come and visit us when you are in South Africa.

    Regards

    Huibre Hoff

     

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