Joke of the Week!

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
One took a window seat and the other sat
next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in
the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in when the
Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up
and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the
aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up
the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other
Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the
Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the
Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on? This fighting between
our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"