Joke of the Week!

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. 'I've
never been better!' he boasted. 'I've got an eighteen
year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?'

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
'Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an
avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day
went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.' The doctor
continued, 'So he was in the woods and suddenly a
grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up
his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed
the handle.' 'And do you know what happened?' the
doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied 'No.'

The doctor continued, 'The bear dropped dead in
front of him!'

'That's impossible!' exclaimed the old man. 'Someone
else must have shot that bear.'

'That's kind of what I'm getting at...' replied the doctor.