Joke of the Week!

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done
there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a .45 revolver.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room,
you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife,' the man said.
'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went into the room. Six shots were heard, one shot after
another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow, and said, 'This gun is loaded with blanks.
I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

Joke of the Week!

"How Can A Student Pass?"

It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays
are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot
and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health)
means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies
(chewing properly & swallowing) means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social being)
- means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)
- 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Days left = 0

How can any student pass?

Joke of the Week!

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked
a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me
a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what
was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
"An ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix
it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an
ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down. I D 1 0 T

....IDIOT....

I used to like Harold.