Joke of the Week!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said
to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.! I have two
buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So
forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done
with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in
town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the
anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a
very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using
anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asked him, "Which
tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey,
and show him."

Joke of the Week!

A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of
the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he
didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so
much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse
for the last 25 years.